Ray Ban

Well, what goes for last night's punk starter goes for Casey Fossum, too. Chicken-bleep, horse-hockey, bush league stuff hitting Renteria in the first inning, drawing warnings to both benches. Maybe tomorrow night you'll get the warning before the game starts. Perhaps "Yankee Bob" could serve you up a 3 day big chicken dinner (bad conduct discharge) for being a general menace to Major League Baseball. But I digress.

"Not So Mighty" Casey Fossum hung around long enough to get the well-deserved loss, issuing three gopher balls (Millar, Mirabelli, Ortiz), before departing to allow the game winning run, courtesy of the Ray pen.

Millarbile dictu, Kevin Millar pulled an anti-Samson using the bleached crew to deliver two out of the yard, including the game-winning Coke Bottle Shot.

The Talisman, Kevin Youkilis, is back, while Manny Delcarmen puts on extra gas mileage shuttling between Boston and Pawtucket.

Tomorrow, we'll see who gets promoted from the Rhode Island Red Sox, presumably Shoppach (injury?), Stern (injury?), DiNardo, Delcarmen, and maybe Justin Sherrod.

Meanwhile, the Commish, busy taking David Wells to the woodshed, ought to do something about LuLu before somebody gets hurt. But, of course, the Gutless One- Mr. Tie Game, Mr. Steroid Wimpout- is probably still licking whatever wounds Don Fehr and Gene Orza dish out.