Whoa! This Matsuzaka guy has it together, hiring Borat as his agent. Maybe Borat has some quotes for Boston American baseball fans.
Reality Check: Welcome to Boston, Borat. How does your client feel about coming to America?
Borat: My country send me to US to make hero worship and lots of American money.
Reality Check: What does Daisuke think of Boston?
Borat: You are stupid. Boston people worship Japanese baseball pitcher, welcome with open wallets.
Reality Check: Do you have a negotiating strategy with Theo Epstein?
Borat: I did not come to Bean City to negotiate. We come to get paid, in many American ways and maybe in Euros.
Reality Check: Have you met the Red Sox negotiating team?
Borat: Have you no sense of smell? I have met with many of theme. Can you not sniff that?
Reality Check: Does Mr. Matsuzaka look forward to playing with any of the current Red Sox?
Borat: Cultural exchange big part of baseball experience. Daisuke know of warmth of Sox penthouse where players stay.
Reality Check: You mean clubhouse?
Borat: Know little, reporter man? Baseball players stay in penthouse, not outhouse.
Reality Check: Why does Mr. Matsuzaka want to play baseball in the U.S.?
Borat: American baseball very ghoul. Fans love players. Players love be with fans, you know, like monkey drive bus. Way much better pay than Kazakh scat collector.
Reality Check: Any final thoughts?
Borat: To Red Sox fans: you not smell as bad as New York.