Where's Larry?

I know you're out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know I'll find you somehow
Somehow, somehow
And somehow
I'll return again to you

The mist is lifting slowly
I can see the way ahead
And I've left behind the empty streets
That once inspired my life
And the strength of the emotion
Is like thunder in the air'
Cos the promise that we made each other
Haunts me to the end

I know you're out there somewhere
Somewhere, somewhere
I know you're out there somewhere
Somewhere you can hear my voice
I know I'll find you somehow
Somehow, somehowI know
I'll find you somehow
And somehow I'll return again to you

-from the Moody Blues

The Sox management is starting to emerge from their bunker after botching the Theo Epstein negotiations. At least that's the story. They'll fess up to failed negotiations, not the John McKay Question. McKay when asked about the execution of his team replied, "I'm in favor of it."

So we have to ask, "where's Larry?"

1. Anybody see him at the Celtics game last night?

2. Have we checked the rolls of the French foreign legion?

3. A wag on WEEI suggested a Silence of the Lambs scenario, with Larry telling Dan Shaughnessy "the writer puts the story in the basket." (Gawd, I wish I'd thought of that one)

4. Could Larry be working on the Big Dig? After all, he's good with a shovel.

5. Is Larry in the Counting House?

6. Is Larry the new spokesperson for Southwest Airlines? "Need to get away?"

7. Has he signed on as David Copperfield's lovely assistant in the disappearing act?

8. Maybe Larry's going to be on The Apprentice.

9. Maybe Larry's gone walkabout, like Diogenes, in search of an honest man.

10.Larry's at the movies. There's a remake just out called "The Puppetmasters."

Heck I know where Larry is, he's looking for a new GM. "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."