10. Home cooking.
9. Wake comes before the funeral.
8. Revenue enhancement.
7. Graffanino gets even.
6. Papi and Manny go back-to-back jacks.
5. Need for more late-night fatigue.
4. "We don't need no stinking small ball."
3. Not ready for a Johnny Damon curtain call.
2. Championship pride.
1. They never let us off this easily.