Friday, October 07, 2005

Ten Reasons the Red Sox Will Win Tonight

10. Home cooking.
9. Wake comes before the funeral.
8. Revenue enhancement.
7. Graffanino gets even.
6. Papi and Manny go back-to-back jacks.
5. Need for more late-night fatigue.
4. "We don't need no stinking small ball."
3. Not ready for a Johnny Damon curtain call.
2. Championship pride.
1. They never let us off this easily.

3 comments:

121774 said...
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Josh said...

Beautiful post. No. 1, especially.

heropoo said...
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