Take a Haiku

Theo, where's the pen?
Halama, Mantei, Embree,
Have no Foulkeing Clue.

Millar can't do it
What keeps him in the lineup?
Does he have pictures?

Gammons father pledged
A deathbed championship
His promise came true

No wait 'til next year
What have you done for us now
Please sign Craig Hansen

No cost free advice:
Like bullpen execution?
We're favoring it.

Johnny Burger King
Got ripped off tonight baby
More crowd noise in Lynn