Monday, March 12, 2007

Matsu Man

Matsu Man

(to the tune of Macho Man, by the Village People)

Bosox...wanna feel my Bosox?
Bosox...such a thrill my Bosox
Bosox...wanna touch my Bosox?
Bosox...it's too much my Bosox
Check it out my Bosox, Bosox.
Don't you doubt my Bosox, Bosox.
talkin' bout my Bosox, Bosox,
check it out my Bosox

Every man wants to be a Matsuzaka fan
to have the kind of Bosox, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a Matsu man
ready to get down with, any Boston Fan.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Matsuzaka fan (Matsu man)
I've got to be, a Matsu man
Matsuzaka fan,
I've got to be a Matsu! Ow....

Matsuzaka fan
I've got to be, a Matsu man
Matsuzaka fan (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Matsu!

Bosox, its so hot, my Bosox,
Bosox, love to pop my Bosox,
Bosox, love to please my Bosox,
Bosox, don't you tease my Bosox,
Bosox, you'll adore my Bosox,
Bosox, come explore my Bosox,
Bosox, made by God, my Bosox,
Bosox, it's so good, my Bosox

You can tell a Matsu, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his Bosox, he's a king
call him Mister Epstein, dig his trades
You can best believe that, he's a Matsu man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Matsuzaka fan
I've got to be, a Matsu man
Matsuzaka fan
I've got to be a Matsu! (all right)

Every man ought to be a Matsuzaka fan,
To live a life of freedom, Matsus make a grand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a Matsu man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

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